Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Dear Fallout Boy,

I was wondering... is it ok if we swap powers for a while? I quite admire your abilities when it comes to being supportive, patient, and incredibly funny... and I'm sick of being "Wonderful" all the time. Sick of leading, sick of being responsible... and to be honest, I think it's time to throw the cape in. Or perhaps I should pursue a less ambitious career path. I'll admit - saving souls is a ridiculously hard job. People always manage to stuff themselves up again.

So how about it? Mind if I resign for a while? Crawl under a rock maybe... and you can take over? I'm sick of being hero. Right now, I just need to be rescued.

Kind regards,

"Wonder Woman"

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